I wanted to do something fun for each elimination show on American Idol instead of just the same dull recap I do every other year, but I just didn’t have the time to think it through this week and I don’t care that much anyway. So this week will just be a quick little recap [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model we start up where we left off. The girls are about to do their first photo shoot – partially nude. And for “partially nude” read “pretty much totally nude.” I’m fairly certain that even if I had an amazing body, I would not be comfortable walking around naked [...]

I’m absolutely certain that I’m not ready for another ep of American Idol so soon. That’s really sad when you recall the anticipation of past years. This is the Top 12 and I should be really psyched. But I’m not.
Honestly, I’m giving this group two more weeks to impress me. If no one starts to [...]

In honor of the Top 12 being chosen tonight, I’m going to do something a little different. Here is my list of the Top 12 things I hate about this season of American Idol:
1. The crappy contestants. I just can’t believe that these are the best singers they found out there after a nationwide search. [...]

Cycle 14 of America’s Next Top Model starts out with an hour and half long ep. (Sadly, all these little girls are starting to look exactly the same with each cycle.) I’m not even going to try to recap everything going on here, cause I don’t care that much. The first hour was basically whittling [...]

I don’t know if I feel that I’m really up to watching another ep of American Idol so soon. I definitely don’t have the patience to deal with all this creepy stuff between the judges. But here we go anyway:
Lee Dewyze -Fireflies, Owl City – Maybe it has something to do with my TV, [...]

I’m quickly watching through girls night on American Idol and here’s my take:
Katie Stevens – Break Away, Kelly Clarkson – Katie is no Kelly Clarkson. That was just uncomfortable and bad. Singing Kelly Clarkson is sorta like trying to sing Whitney. Don’t do it. Simon was partly right, she kinda sucked.
Siobhan Magnus – House [...]

Sorry about the lack of live recap for the girls on American Idol last night. I had more company than I planned on, Laura still had to get caught up from last week, and by the time we got that finished, it was just later than I wanted it to be, so I didn’t stay [...]

As usual for the chop and slash show, I’m watching American Idol late so I can fast-forward through as much as possible. I’m forcing myself to live through the group song, but I’m not happy about it. Of course, I don’t know this song, because I’d put red hot pokers in my ears before I’d [...]

So tonight we get to hear the chicks sing their chosen Billboard Hits on American Idol. As I was typing up the list of the girls names, I realized that I couldn’t even put a face to each name. That just doesn’t bode well. I know I’ve been very down on this season so far, [...]